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Family Demotivational Poster

DISAPPOINTMENT - Allah told them the truth, but not the whole truth.

TAGS: 72 virgins family guy allah disappointment
Rating: 4.17/5

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WTFO - December 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Nice. 5L.

WITH GREAT MUSTACHE - comes great responsibility

GENETIC TAMPERING - Stupid scientists. Now bacon can fight back

TAGS: family guy pigs genetic
Rating: 3.63/5

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Ed-Hyde - January 22, 2010, 7:37 am
Hmmm, leaner bacon.
Dr. Rusak - January 21, 2010, 5:30 pm


TAGS: aggy s old family recipe guinness is good food
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

FatherTyme - March 12, 2011, 3:43 pm
Almost spilled mah Guiness reading this, simply awesome. Refreshicate? Webster's Dicshonary better make room for another. Awesome has yet another flavor, its called Iceman :)
Mongo - April 27, 2010, 10:23 am
Still laughing.......
jevita - April 27, 2010, 10:18 am
this is funny
ICEMAN - April 27, 2010, 12:15 am
Reachin' a bit there, aren't we Jake? ;)
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:54 am
I'm just curious as to when Ike Turner showed up. That was not mentioned in the recipe.
boeweizer - April 25, 2010, 5:57 am
theres a thin line between knowing what ladies like and g**, mainly whether or not u love the ****
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:11 am
Well, certain parts of it. ;)
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:10 am
Thanks guys. This is perhaps my favorite recipe.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 1:06 am
I frickin' love it!!!!
Cubbybear - April 25, 2010, 1:04 am
That cream cheese icing looks so good...5/5 hey..I'm a cook...not g**!

VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE - and leave funny comments-a group effort motifake

TAGS: elvis simpsons family guy obama bush hillary clinton
Rating: 4.03/5

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hatethehaters - February 15, 2013, 4:21 pm
skateinferno - September 9, 2012, 6:01 pm
dali lama and happy llama
familyghost - June 29, 2010, 1:34 pm
Hillary and Raptor... She's scarier by the way.
MasterMachine - June 11, 2010, 6:04 pm
Micain and Crazy Cat!
Mr. Shiny - May 8, 2010, 11:03 pm
My vote is on young stalin and borat.
matt28 - February 25, 2010, 4:55 pm
Gold Medal - Nixon/Brain, Silver Medal - Hillary/Deinonychus (NOT Velociraptor... Spielberg needs to learn some paleontology), Bronze medal - f***ed-up cat/Carville
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 4:49 pm
Although all just about spot on, the one that made me laugh the hardest was Hilary / Raptor. That has my vote!
Fatt Matt - February 25, 2010, 12:29 pm
I want to hear Al Roker yell "SWIMMIN' HOLE!"
randomosity - February 25, 2010, 12:12 pm
its nixon and the brain yes nixon and the brain one is genius the other is "Not a crook"


TAGS: ollie williams weather raining sideways family guy
Rating: 1.86/5

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BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:47 pm
XD I like this guy.
MAC - July 4, 2009, 8:38 pm
sadly.. i memorized that entire conversation.. "Its rainin sideways!" "sounds rough, do you have an umbrella?" "had one!" "where is it?" "inside out 2 miles away!" "is there anything i can do to help" "bring me some soup!" "what kind?" "CHUNKY!"
HtD - December 19, 2008, 8:02 pm
I saw a fish!
George - April 13, 2008, 3:16 pm


MY FAMILY IS TEMPERMENTAL - Half Temper - Half Mental


TAGS: cartoon character family guy stewie evil plan easter
Rating: 4/5

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MissPriss - March 29, 2013, 3:27 pm
Too bad...should of waited. I've got a "plus" poster coming soon...as soon as I can word it right...and there's some bunnies let me tell ya! Appreciate the 5 hun!
Silverheart - March 29, 2013, 2:13 pm
I volunteer to face this army of chocolate bunnie5.


TAGS: blood water family syrup waffles
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:00 pm
5L sick.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 10:07 am
semen is thicker than blood so doe......forget it. I've over a***yzed this...
thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 9:50 am
PhxDebbie, what is your relation to sickartist? Just curious.
Chompers - August 10, 2010, 9:49 am
yes, I suppose it does, but if you were to mix rum and waffles....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 9:49 am
Molasses is thicker than syrup....does that make Rum more important than waffles? 5L
Chompers - August 10, 2010, 9:44 am
Now I'm hungry, need some waffles. 5L
PhxDebbie - August 10, 2010, 9:43 am
MMMMMM International House of 5L
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 8:50 am
Flawless logic. 5L

STEWIE VADER - My Diaper has gone over to the darkside..

HERBERT THE PERVERT - wheres the muscly armed paper boy? haven't heard any good news lately

TAGS: herbert familyguy funny gross
Rating: 2.04/5

More motifakes by holly

NREEEOW - November 11, 2008, 7:59 pm
get your fat-ass back here.
GoForthAndDie - October 16, 2008, 3:54 pm
His name is Herbert. Chester is an old Hustler magazine character.
Kung-Fu Devil - October 16, 2008, 3:52 am
You watch the show? Which one, because it's certainly not the one this character is from.
Tanto - October 16, 2008, 2:51 am
Wait Wait Wait isn't his name Chester the Molester? yeah it is watch the show dumb a**

FAMILIES - Yours doesn't seem so dysfunctional now does it?

TAGS: family
Rating: 3.58/5

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Munificence -

TAGS: family size
Rating: 4.79/5

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GaryO - July 25, 2015, 8:19 pm
Thanks, guys. I see I hit a nerve with what seems a chubby churchy. I wear the badge of the commentless bomb with pride.
Bandit5906 - July 25, 2015, 5:38 pm
concern3 - July 25, 2015, 10:23 am
A Classic
JesusWept - July 25, 2015, 10:03 am
LOL x 5


TAGS: tv emote family humor
Rating: 4.44/5

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lgvernon - February 1, 2012, 11:22 pm

I think everyone has. It's like being stranded on the moon, isn't it?
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:06 pm
we lost the remote once
lgvernon - February 1, 2012, 5:28 pm

Airman - February 1, 2012, 5:01 pm
remote? we didn't even have a color tv till I was 17
lgvernon - February 1, 2012, 4:13 pm

LOL~~time flies. Then you croak.
maoworks2 - February 1, 2012, 4:10 pm
Same Thing At Our House,Times Have Changed Just In 50 Years.
lgvernon - February 1, 2012, 4:04 pm

The first remote control I can remember had a cord from it to the set and had dials on it. All it would do was change the channel. Us kids still had to go adjust the sound~~and my brother still had to go up on the roof.
lgvernon - February 1, 2012, 4:02 pm

LOL~~I remember my big brother on the roof, turning the TV antenna while my dad screamed directions out the living room window. That was considerably later than 1952. I don't think we had a remote-controlled TV until the 1960's.
maoworks2 - February 1, 2012, 1:32 pm
Just Like 1952


TAGS: life time human nature joke stripe family not mine post
Rating: 3.93/5

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DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:17 am
and by mist i mean must
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 2:16 am
5Lion poster, but Timmy=1L. I hate to see good posters pay, but its the way it mist be.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 4:51 pm
Excellent 5 Poodles for you!!!
Chateaux - October 16, 2009, 10:09 am
Great! 5L!!
Sean - October 15, 2009, 11:14 pm
Hilarious. Well done.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 15, 2009, 3:21 am
That is awesome! 5 from me.
Derek - October 14, 2009, 10:47 pm
Brilliant :})

STEWIE GRIFFIN - he knows the guy who owns that place

TAGS: stewie family guy g** club alcohol party
Rating: 2.37/5

More motifakes by guru_1986

LogicDude - October 1, 2008, 3:42 pm
Ohhhhhhhhh look! It's a ***y party!
Captain Douchebag - September 28, 2008, 8:32 pm
It's a laser light show-thing. Not a lightsaber. Your bucket of fail's in the mail.
derbyt - September 28, 2008, 7:40 pm
am i the only one who notices the lightsaber on the right side?

REPERCUSSIONS - Billy is about to learn the First Law of Sibling Cooperation ~Snitches Get Stitches~


TAGS: teamwork christmas team dogs family
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - December 20, 2012, 8:05 am
Thank You. You've had a very good run of posters also. :)
ughomer - December 20, 2012, 6:38 am

FAMILY PICTURES - Rednecks, they all look the same to me...

TAGS: redneck family
Rating: 4.25/5

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salearling - July 28, 2014, 9:02 pm
That is a hillbilly, not a redneck, there is a difference.


SISTERLY LOVE - A special bond that takes decades to grow.


TAGS: depression era family
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:28 pm

It's very sad. It's great that we've come so far from those terrible days, but we've also come so far we've forgotten what it's really like to be completely 'without'.
maoworks2 - February 27, 2012, 10:25 am
Sad !

LOVE - It's what makes a family.

TAGS: lesbian family
Rating: 3.66/5

More motifakes by FckYouImWonderWoman

MachineQueen - March 11, 2011, 4:09 am
Who is PG? And I am a woman. The name is one that I have used for about 9 years online, more habit than attitude now, really.
boinger - March 10, 2011, 8:34 am
That kid already knows what he wants.
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 12:17 pm
do you get a punch card at that camp?
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 12:15 pm
Buying days of g**s?
rerun - March 6, 2010, 12:14 pm

well, spelling genius I am...meant 2 dads.....buy days could have been g**s. days could be short for daybies. what were we talking about?
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:08 pm
Very good point, TTH.
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:07 pm
One in the same, Grey.
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 12:06 pm
is "days" short for "Daybies?"
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 12:06 pm
2 days?
TheTrashHeap - March 6, 2010, 12:05 pm
Is "days" the new term for g** dads?
rerun - March 6, 2010, 12:03 pm

It is a great message, it really doesn't make a difference if two moms, two days, or the traditional union.
TheTrashHeap - March 6, 2010, 12:03 pm
Fckyouimtr***boy would have made this with an anime pic. Wonderwoman? would have been a great name for britarded though now that I think about it.
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 12:01 pm
I was wondering of correlations between WW and PG...?
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:00 pm
Unfortunate, huh TOC?
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:00 pm
There, there Grey.... just wait for a lesbian comment trade-off... then you KNOW it's real!
thatonechick - March 6, 2010, 11:59 am
That was my thought when I saw the username registered. LoL
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 11:58 am
I'm wondering if its really a woman? still kinda gun shy on that subject
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 11:57 am
110% supportive of the message, but the username spoiled it for me. Sorry.

THE BATMAN FAMILY - A family that beats the holy #%#% out of evil together stays together.

TAGS: batman family
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Aros001

EmilioDumphque - January 6, 2013, 7:36 pm
Should be arrested and charged as vigilantes.

WHAT?! - what the hell did you just say?!?!?!


INSANITY - It's hereditary. We get it from the kids.


TAGS: fredo you re my older brother and i love you but don t ever take sides with anyone against the family again ever
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 7:21 pm
Topical and timeless. Love it.

OSCAR - he's only a Grouch because some blue guy keeps eating his cookies

OSTRICHES - Why are there so many?

TAGS: family guy
Rating: 1.95/5

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agdaniele - July 3, 2009, 6:25 pm
Faminly Guy - Don Knotts movie - Too Many Ostriches.
RandomApe - July 3, 2009, 6:09 pm
It's from a Family Guy episode...they were making fun of someone else, too, but that's all I can give you.
Daemon - May 18, 2009, 4:26 am
...what is the reference?
agdaniele - March 27, 2009, 1:21 am
Ok, I gave this a 1L before I realized the reference. Love it!

IRONY - I can't always be there for my friends and family; but when I do they are selfish, ungrateful, and are never there for me.

TAGS: family friends irony selfish ungrateful
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 30, 2012, 11:21 pm
I thought the irony was that, for such a sophisticated fellow, why is he drinking that cheaply made, skunky, green-bottle Dos Equis when he could have an Amber Dos Equis.
ElleWhyInIn - June 30, 2012, 2:35 pm
Thank you very much :)
SteveFurlong - June 30, 2012, 9:26 am
5L for truth


Be normal -

BEER FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY - I've always thought it was true. Now I know it is!


TAGS: i love my family but from a distance
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by sickartist

sickartist - December 31, 2009, 9:45 pm
Thanks guys. Nothing like visiting relatives to remind me why I moved here
agdaniele - December 31, 2009, 9:21 pm
Well done, sick!
Sean - December 31, 2009, 6:33 pm
Dr. Rusak - December 31, 2009, 5:52 pm
oh so true, 5L

WHO WILL BE - The ULTIMATE in "Animation Domination?" Only on Pay-Per-View!

TAGS: simpsons family guy
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by Koradan

ladyomegasupreme - May 17, 2010, 5:30 pm
that would be the ultimate brawl right there!!!

WHITE TRASH - The life of the party, every party.

TAGS: family
Rating: 3.12/5

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Scorpio7 - February 7, 2009, 9:06 pm
This picture suffers from "Faggot Overload."


THANKSGIVING DINNER - You had it coming.

TAGS: dinner in laws family fight thanksgiving
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - January 15, 2012, 7:58 am

i thought it was "the airing of the grievances" during the festivus season.
coco2006 - January 15, 2012, 3:42 am
It's a french caricature about the Dreyfus affair. At the top, somebody remarks "above all, let's not discuss the Dreyfus Affair!" At the bottom, the caption reads "they have discussed it."

HOMOPHOBIA - Hatred is not a family value ...

TAGS: homophobia hatred not family value
Rating: 3.76/5

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Amren - July 23, 2011, 6:15 am
Leider, nein. Das ist falsch. The First Amendment protects you from the Government. Insult my wife to my face and see if there aren't reprecussions. Can't hide behind the First Amendment.
forseti - July 22, 2011, 2:16 am
You're probably both right. Freedom of speech is also a fundamental right in our constitution (Germany). It's protection from Gov but there's a so called "indirect third-party effect" between citizens. Same in the USA I guess...
forseti - July 22, 2011, 2:06 am
Verdeckt: 5L...
crankyhead - July 21, 2011, 1:15 pm
Gentlemen, you're both entitled to your opinions. That being said, there's no reason to get snippy with each other over it. If you want to argue constitutional law with each other, do it through the PMs please.
Amren - July 21, 2011, 1:00 pm
No, it doesn't. Don't know why you're having the problem understanding it. Maybe you should attend my Constitution Class before you make another mistake re: the Constitution. Read it. It's in English.
Budog - July 21, 2011, 12:51 pm
No, the 1st Amendment also gives you the freedom to speak freely and to disagree with someone and express that. So the 1st Amendment does protect our personal opinions and speech. It's easy I have no clue why this is confusing to you...
Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:30 pm
You obviously misunderstand the First Amendment. The First Amendment only protects you from the Government. Not from people that disagree with you. Just ask the Dixie Chicks about their album sales after bashing Bush...
Verdeckt - July 19, 2011, 9:20 am
I have no problem with same *** marriage, why shouldn't they suffer?
Budog - July 18, 2011, 7:12 pm
Well, that is your opinion. Thanks to the 1st Amendment you are free to voice it, but I respectfully disagree.
MPsniper - July 18, 2011, 5:01 am
neither is same *** marriage


TAGS: thanksgiving such a wonderful family holiday
Rating: 3.41/5

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lesterinside - April 4, 2010, 1:52 pm
Either you are good in practice or good in theory - or excellent in blah blah blah blah from the sidelines *waving at the audience*
MO - April 4, 2010, 12:57 pm
Bout d*** time someone called this one. Non stop blah blah blah....
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 12:52 pm
Like an art critic who failed art school.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 12:30 pm
Hey booger... You gonna make any posters or just Blah Blah Blah? *shrug*
booger13 - April 4, 2010, 11:10 am
hey canuk, i got news for you , no ph**oshop necesary in this pic *shrug*
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:43 am
thats a creepy lookin guy

UMM... - This is a bad time.

TAGS: family guy stewie shaving ass brian
Rating: 1.83/5


Country Girl -

TAGS: country girl plowed family farm
Rating: 4.7/5

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ughomer - April 16, 2013, 11:17 pm
Plowing furrows! 5L.
spacedog - April 16, 2013, 9:33 pm
HA! 5L


TAGS: board games family
Rating: 4.67/5

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HappyNoodleGirl - May 4, 2012, 11:45 pm
human flesh actually tastes like pork. or so I've heard... o_o
maoworks2 - May 4, 2012, 2:00 pm
Taste Like Chicken.


TAGS: family
Rating: 4.5/5

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M0rd3kaI - October 20, 2013, 7:41 am
Sad... but true... saw a picture where Kim Kardashian was crying and said she lost her earrings in the ocean... I pity her shallow needs.
MashiMashi - October 12, 2013, 10:32 am
Kardshian, Simpson (oj), manson, menendez, just a couple families for ya


TAGS: deployment military family dreama littledream
Rating: 4.25/5

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Zetsubel - May 24, 2011, 1:23 pm
So, Mr. ... Ah, MeatStick. How original. They sign up to protect their loved ones, die for them, so they forfeit the right to miss them? Let's strap you with an AK-47, drop your a** in a desert, and see if you don't miss your mommy.
MyMeatStick1 - May 18, 2011, 2:41 am
Seriously if youre going to join the army then its your choice to face the likelyhood of death or cripling injuries man stfu with numb nut soldiers. Go cry me a river somewhere else
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:29 pm
love that 5ong!

MOVIE QUOTES - "I would give my right hand for this day to be over!"

TAGS: movie quote family guy darkside
Rating: 3.36/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 9, 2010, 7:24 pm
yeah...that one still makes coffee come out of my nose! lol
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:49 pm
very nice!, but you have to admit, 80553 is the best Darth/Luke poster, ever!


THE FAMILY REBEL - I can't believe I have to wait 6 more years to get away from these freaks. To be born here, my Karma must have totally sucked!

NO "I" IN "TEAM" -

TAGS: as family friendly as i can make it
Rating: 4.38/5

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Sean - December 29, 2010, 7:56 pm
Crap. I had no idea Haar used this pick way back in July. I re-used it recently. Ooops.
fasteddie - December 29, 2010, 12:02 pm
but there is an "I" in "I said shut up b****"
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 1:54 am

HAPPINESS - Is having an attentive mother-in-law On the other end of the continent




TAGS: wonderful life ordinary family friends
Rating: 4.91/5

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Iconoclast - August 26, 2012, 3:14 pm
Really, REALLY good. 5L & Fav
motinet - August 26, 2012, 12:26 pm



TAGS: yokel inbred family
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - December 4, 2010, 8:52 pm

lol....i lol'd hard...you get 5L from me m8

Suede Gramma -

TAGS: only one per family
Rating: 4.43/5

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GaryO - December 13, 2013, 7:46 pm
Wood……pecker……Woodpecker. Phukking spell Czech. Gramma woulda whupped up side the haid with her cane fer that one.
MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 12:11 pm
All that AND it came in such a tiny package! How my little 5 foot nuthin' grandma managed all that attitude I'll never know.
GaryO - December 13, 2013, 10:10 am
Yeah, mine had vice grips for hands. Gotta say, never got lost at the huge JC Penney store.
Greeny - December 13, 2013, 4:57 am
Yessir - I was amazed how someone fueled by Lawrence Welk could have such strong arms - 5 wooden spoons
lgvernon - December 12, 2013, 11:48 pm

Wood lips? Who knew...

There's This Place. -

TAGS: family
Rating: 4.14/5

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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK ... - If the above looks like like your family, there is not "IF," you ARE a redneck


FAMILY - The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.

FAMILY PROBLEMS - are the root of all confusion

TAGS: family problems wife daughter and father
Rating: 3/5

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shmoe13 - January 19, 2011, 6:29 am
d*** thats all i can say

GRIFFIN-SIMPSON 2012 - Yeah, it's gotten that bad.

TAGS: simpsons family guy democrat republican liberal
Rating: 2.95/5

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Death - November 9, 2009, 10:38 pm
Better image quality will get all 5 Lions

MUM'S NIGHT OFF - Every night; clearly

GET TO DA' PETER-CHOPPA! - It's the only way out!

TAGS: family guy peter griffin stewie lois brian predator quagmire
Rating: 1.73/5

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Guest091 - August 19, 2009, 10:05 am
"Ahnold" you're not.

family portraits -

stick family -

TAGS: our family of 2
Rating: 4.63/5

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FAMILY PHOTOS - Something is not quite right about a family that wears matching sweaters Either the mother is just a little Type-A Or they are all a little dead inside

TAGS: family ph**os creepy sweaters
Rating: 4.21/5

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GySgt1811 - March 9, 2011, 12:23 pm
It's a Michigan thing...U.P. It's how they can tell the males from the females.

NO NO - The Apocalypse she is no here.

TAGS: consuela family guy
Rating: 4.08/5

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Silverheart - December 22, 2012, 11:28 pm
Nice one. 5Ls


TAGS: life time human nature joke then now family future
Rating: 3.18/5

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lolman - August 17, 2009, 1:46 am
she was on TV the other night and showed her stomach... i threw up in my mouth .. alot.
MO - August 2, 2009, 10:48 am
v*****! It may not be a clown car, but in this family....it's a semi-automatic!

FIRST DAUGHTERS' NIGHTMARES - Even they know their father's stimulus plan is a catastrophic disaster.

TAGS: obama first family stimlus red ink debt politics democrats
Rating: 2.71/5

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WTFO - August 16, 2009, 6:32 pm
His daughters are going to a private school, so they are more likely to understand the end results of his massive spending practices on their future lives.
Derek - August 16, 2009, 6:20 pm
Because that cartoon is real life isn't it kiddies?


TAGS: family cooking humor
Rating: 4.93/5

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lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 9:51 pm

Thanks, Sho!~~
Sho - July 9, 2013, 9:50 pm


TAGS: father family road trip hell
Rating: 4.88/5

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GaryO - November 22, 2012, 8:47 pm


TAGS: family
Rating: 4.86/5

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maoworks2 - November 22, 2012, 10:17 am
Get A Beer And A Sh** For uncle mao Please.


HILLBILLIES - Going beyond genetic possibilities!!!

TAGS: family
Rating: 4.67/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 1, 2012, 4:03 am
That ain't no hillbilly. That's a hippy, maybe k**** Friedman.


TAGS: past family touch
Rating: 4.1/5

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SteveFurlong - May 15, 2012, 4:47 pm
And then the empty tequila bottle on the floor by your bed brings the memories rushing back...
SteveFurlong - May 15, 2012, 4:47 pm
And then the empty tequila bottle on the floor by your bed brings the memories rushing back...
GaryO - May 15, 2012, 9:12 am
Number?…..NUMBER?!!….Why would a number be on aunt Becky’s bathing cap? …and why would aunt Becky’s bathing cap be in my bed?
MissPriss - May 14, 2012, 11:57 pm
Well that's it...I'm screwed. I see atleast 3 and counting! Does that mean it wasn't just 1 family member???
forseti - May 14, 2012, 12:56 pm
It's a 69! d***, this number reminds me of something...

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

NAIVE - Walter never suspected a thing when Susan followed the tour nine years ago

TAGS: family portrait tour infidelity
Rating: 3.4/5

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Dangle - June 1, 2010, 6:57 pm
this one was done long before it got put up here. im throwing the stolen card out (dont hate me)
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:41 pm
Nice one MacMorgan, 5Ls.

CHRISTMAS PICTURE - Nothing says Season's Greetings like a family portrait

TAGS: christmas guns family
Rating: 3.22/5

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Claire - December 21, 2010, 9:31 pm
You know those comments are from over a year ago, right?
herowish6 - December 21, 2010, 5:20 pm
hey b****es! get a profile f*** guests don't get laid! god f***ing! b****es! oh and nice guns
Purity - March 25, 2009, 8:33 am
~_~ Are those pictures from that MySpace cult? Enlightened... Sunlight... Fairy faggots or whatever...
Mr_Nissan - January 7, 2009, 9:43 am
M4A1s, ALWAYS a good idea!
Titus Pullo - December 25, 2008, 2:11 pm
Sweet. Nice to see someone else is prepared for the end of January.
Matters_Not - December 24, 2008, 11:59 pm
f***in AY!


TAGS: life time family value true terrorist hamas religion islam fanatic
Rating: 3.15/5

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booger13 - April 1, 2010, 5:35 pm
anyone else pissed that its the ugliest S.o.B who always is alive instead of a cute suicide bomber ? i think GOD dont like ugly should be truth as well
aesop's folly - November 1, 2009, 8:14 pm
i agree

THIS IS AKWARD..... - Wheres your beer?

TAGS: osama bin laden family guy
Rating: 2.83/5

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Rudedog - December 13, 2012, 8:35 pm
And awkward




TAGS: fire family
Rating: 2.67/5

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aesop's folly - November 16, 2009, 9:11 am

ALCOHOLISM - As the child of an alcoholic, the only things you get to keep are secrets.

TAGS: family fight anxious child
Rating: 4.72/5

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kevcuba - April 29, 2012, 1:52 pm
There is help available Holy
Valymar - April 18, 2012, 2:52 am
I should send this to my parents...
lgvernon - April 16, 2012, 10:44 pm

For your sake, as well as for the sake of those who love you, I hope not, Holy!~~
lgvernon - April 16, 2012, 10:43 pm

Thanks, all.
M0rd3kaI - April 16, 2012, 5:55 pm
Wow LG, Simply Wow, and Cloudchaser... same goes for your comment, even if taken out of a comic, still powerful words
holymoly - April 16, 2012, 4:58 pm
In my case the only secret was that I am destined for the same fate
kingxzachx42 - April 16, 2012, 1:32 pm
soooooo true
CloudchaserS - April 16, 2012, 1:19 pm
Then she thinks "But there is no law against a man sitting in a corner and quietly drinking himself to death, is there?"
CloudchaserS - April 16, 2012, 1:19 pm
I remember a dramatic comic where the main character says to her recovering father "Maybe it would have been better if you were a mean drunk and beat us up. then we could have called the cops and got you into treatment."


TAGS: canada family fun
Rating: 4.7/5

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spacedog - June 2, 2011, 6:38 pm
spacedog - June 2, 2011, 6:37 pm
Lol. Bring your insect repellant. Is Lady Sasquatch checking the up*****?

THE FAMILY ALBUM - this photo of Grandpa Sick explains a lot

TAGS: the sick family tree
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 12:06 am
Kinda looks like Crispin Glover.
ICEMAN - June 4, 2010, 4:04 pm
I can see the resemblance. 5L

HOME IS JUST AN ADDRESS - I had one filled with worries, troubles and woes. Now it's just an empty space with 4 walls.

TAGS: family home homeless emptyspace fourwalls
Rating: 4.53/5

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MissPriss - May 7, 2012, 9:41 am
forseti - May 7, 2012, 9:32 am
di5mal! :/
maoworks2 - May 7, 2012, 8:29 am

MY FAMILY - I think I liked them Better this way Mmmm BBQ sauce, NOM NOM NOM

TAGS: chompers bbq love family sauce
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - September 30, 2010, 5:42 pm

I thought you were going to say you were related to Moooooo
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:07 pm
Nice marbling. I see you have been feeding them well.

N00BS - All nice and enthusiastic additions to the family... Till they start flooding you with junk...

TAGS: noob junk family enthusiastic demotivate
Rating: 4.4/5

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Verdeckt - August 21, 2011, 6:59 am
"Meep Meep" - Roadrunner
spacedog - August 20, 2011, 1:37 pm
"Honk Honk" -Harpo Marx
crankyhead - August 20, 2011, 1:50 am
"If saw myself in clothes like that, I'd have to kick my own a**." - Happy Gilmore
motifayk - August 20, 2011, 1:28 am
I am not that clever :D
motifayk - August 20, 2011, 1:27 am
"Observe all men; thy self most." — Benjamin Franklin "Everything we shut our eyes to, everything we run away from, everything we deny, denigrate or despise, serves to defeat us in the end." - Henry Miller. LOL, I use Google :D
Verdeckt - August 20, 2011, 1:10 am
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying" — Oscar Wilde


TAGS: family moooooooooooooo cows motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.3/5

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R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 7:43 pm
Probably Moooo's Mom, sorry Mooooo, she's a looker! Just pretend we've never met when you see me the breakfast table. I don't want to be your dad, just your friend.
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:38 pm
Good eye, RS... all experience there.
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 7:30 pm
Now the **** she's with on the other hand.....
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:19 pm
Don't listen to mooooo.... he probably didn't even notice her eye color.
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 10:01 am
d*** Mooo+, she's like 2 years old! p***! :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 29, 2009, 8:20 am
d***!,,,the one on the left is SMOKING h**! 5L.

HELL'S PORKERS - FattMatt with his twin brother, FattCarll June, 1999

TAGS: family ph**o album
Rating: 4.29/5

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AllegedAccomplice - December 25, 2010, 8:42 pm
That pic is not from 1999. I saw it in the Guinness book or world records in 1976. I think they were the fattest/heaviest twins at the time.
Fatt Matt - April 15, 2010, 2:15 pm
Heh. Those Tums get expensive when you have to buy them by the drum.
R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm
Those aren't feelings Matt...it's just heartburn.
Fatt Matt - April 14, 2010, 5:51 pm
I know right... fat jokes, geez. I have feelings too guys. ;) +5 for Airman!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm
Poor Matt! # 1 target in these days i guess... But a really funny pic! 5L
Fatt Matt - April 14, 2010, 5:38 pm
Poor Carl, they never did get that bike free...

I REMEMBER EVERYTING - Dear Mother i love you i'm sorry i wasn't good enough.Dear father forgive me cause in your eyes i just never added up

TAGS: family
Rating: 3.67/5

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HugoPhurst - June 2, 2012, 11:07 pm
I think it's only proper to give credit when you use a quote
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 4:08 pm
Then you learn you only need to make one happy…..yourself….and you forgive them



TAGS: togetherness family drinking
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:55 pm
That was one hell of a night.
Derek - October 16, 2009, 12:01 am
Because they don't have bus fare


TAGS: timmy timmie moobs wife side family
Rating: 2.35/5

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dave - June 20, 2009, 12:59 am
im sorry sir, but you cant park your minivan on the diving board
T-Bone - April 28, 2009, 5:06 am
Jesus "t**** fukkin" christ
LogicDude - April 27, 2009, 9:35 am
Epic Wins - April 26, 2009, 7:24 pm
Welcome to America- this is the new "average" citizen.

The Fight Club -

TAGS: family secrets shame dancing skeletons
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 4, 2014, 10:17 pm
Wish this idea would work with ex-wives also... :0
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 1:33 pm
Fanta5tic idea! Please tell me more }:-)

Family -

TAGS: family grandpa death sad cherish
Rating: 5/5

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Krustbag - September 20, 2014, 2:27 am
Krustbag - September 20, 2014, 2:22 am
Thanks for the votes folks, it means the wold :)